Telephone Man

I rented my apartment On a Monday at one A-singin' do lolly, lolly Shicky bum, shicky bum Started movin' in it On a Tuesday at two A-singin' do lolly, lolly Shicky do, shicky do Wednesday at three I called the phone company, singin' Hey baby, put a phone in for me Thursday at four He came a-knockin' at my door, singin' Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man You just show me where you want it And I'll put it where I can I can put it in the bedroom I can put it in the hall I can put it in the bathroom I can hang it on the wall You can have it with the buzz You can have it with the ring And if you really want it You can have a ding-a-ling Because-a hey baby I'm your telephone man Can you believe that? And then he says Now when other fellas call ya Tell 'em how it all began Well, can you imagine? My heart began a-thumpin' And my mind began to fly And I knew I wasn't dealin' With no ordinary guy So while he was a-talking I was thinkin' up my plan Then my fingers did the walkin' On the telephone man Singin hey lolly, lolly Hey lolly, lolly Hey lolly, lolly Get it any way you can Right? Ha, ha, ha, so I got it in the bedroom And I got it in the hall And I got it in the bathroom And he hung it on the wall I got it with a buzz And I got it with a ring And when he told me What my number was I got a ding-a-ling A-singin hey lolly, lolly Hey lolly, lolly Hey lolly, lolly Just-a doin' my thing Ha, ha... I've never done anything Like this before