Anything You Can Do (feat. Vic Schoen and His Orchestra & Dick Haymes)

Anything you can do, i can do better than you can do, I can do, we can do, i can do, much much better than you. Anything you can do, i can do better. I can do anything better than you. No you can't. Yes i can. No you can't. Yes i can. No you can't. Yes i can, yes i can. Anything you can be i can be greater. Sooner or later, i'm greater than you. No, you're not. Yes i am. No you're not. Yes i am. No you're not. Yes i am, yes i am. I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge. I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow. We can do most anything. Can you bake a pie? No. Well neither can i. Anything you can sing i can sing louder. I can sing anything louder than you. No you can't. Yes i can. No you can't. Sure i can. No you can't. Yes i can I'm superior, no you're inferior. I'm the big attraction, oh no you are the small. I'm the major one, oh no you're the minor one, I can beat you at anything', and that's not all. Anything you can buy, i can buy cheaper. I can buy anything cheaper than you. Fifty cents. Forty cents. Thirty cents. Twenty cents. No you can't. Yes i can, yes i can. Anything you can dig, i can dig deeper. I can dig anything deeper than you. Thirty feet. Forty feet. Fifty feet. I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker. I can do it quicker and get even sicker. I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that? Yep. So can a rat. Any note you can reach, i can go higher. I can sing anything higher than you. No you can't. Yes i can. No you can't. Yes i can. Anyone you can lick, i can lick faster. I can lick anyone faster than you. With your fist? With my feet. With your feet? With an axe. Anything you can do, i can do better. I can do anything better than you. No you can't. Yes we can. No you can't. Yes we can. No you can't. Yes we can, yes we can.