Help Let Me Go

He was just a dolphin Swimming in the sea With his dolphin friends Happy as can be Until one day he went And ventured onto land And he got bitten by A radioactive man Now he's Dolphin Man Half dolphin, half man Hear him screech at night 'Cause he just wants a friend He'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ) If you run into him In the dark abandoned house where he lives Oh You know he may come off strong But he's not what he seems If he ever catches you You can bet that you'll scream Like "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Let me go tonight" You'll scream "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Stop kidnapping me" She was just a lady Not a care in the world 'Til she saw some grown men Kidnapping a girl She said "Help, let me go" So she sprung into action Then she looked right at a necklace And became Scarlett Johansson Then she kicked all their asses Varli, savior of the masses Don't know where that necklace came from "Love more, hate less", that's the message Dolphin Man saw her on TV And gave her a call They formed the best crime-fighting team in the world Oh Then they saved the president From an alien race It was all over the news He was screaming in space Like "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Let me go tonight" He said "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Stop kidnapping me" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Let me go tonight" He said "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Stop kidnapping me"