Now it's time to caulk the deck
If my kids come by I'll snap their necks
There's caulk in my hands and on the planks
It's four in the morning and I'm wide awake
Now here comes my stupid son
If only if only I could work a gun
Stop him right there, in his tracks
Better shape up quick or you'll get the axe
God I just hate my kids
When I hear their voices I lose my lid
There's mud in my car not from my bike
Better find my son he'll pay the price
I have got the perfect plan
It's time for me to be a man
Beat my children with a shoe
They'll wake up dead, and so will you
Caulk
Caulk
Caulk
Caulk
Caulk
