It's Christmastime (Let's Just Survive)

It's a wonderful time where we all descend To my parents house in the west end Uncle Dave and Susan bring their feral cat And homemade wine that tastes like crap Oh it's Christmastime Let's just survive Thanks for the self help book but, I have it already I got it last year when I was dating that loser Jerry And I get that you're lovin' the new John Mayer But I don't even have a CD player It's Christmastime Let's just survive Mom's criticizing Dad's mashed potatoes But he's four martinis in so he doesn't notice Someone let the dog lick the gravy bowl And now the air in here is unbearable Tell me a story we've all heard before And drag it out even more It's Christmastime Let's just survive Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow You have a meltdown when we play Scrabble It's not my fault, you're always left with vowels Auntie' Sue goes on a really long walk To buy weed from the swingers living down the block And the cat pissed on the Christmas tree And it soaks through the box of the iPad that you bought me Is it too soon to ask Did you get Apple Care with that Tell me a story we've all heard before And drag it out even more It's Christmastime Let's just survive Oh it's Christmastime Let's just survive Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow It's a wonderful time Where we all descend To my parents house in the west end