I got a mother named Mary
I got a brother named Barry
And my uncle's name is Harry
Yeah, he's in the military
Well, my grandma's name is Sherri
She's in the cemetery
This is my family
My one crazy family
The ones who understand me
This is my family
Whatever the plan be, they stand beside me
This is my family
I got a sister named Carol
She wears my old apparel
She traded in her bow and arrow
For a loaded double barrel
She got locked up like a sparrow
But now she's on the straight and narrow
This is my family
My one crazy family
The ones who understand me
This is my family
Whatever the plan be, they stand beside me
This is my family
(Police, open up)
The police come knockin'
Our doors will be locked
The band is still rockin'
So don't let them cops in
We won't be stoppin' the music we're droppin'
Singing our songs for the ones that are gone
But not forgotten
This is my family
My one crazy family
The ones who understand me
This is my family
Whatever the plan be, they stand beside me
This is my family
This is my family
My one crazy family
The ones who understand me
This is my family
Whatever the plan be, they stand beside me
This is my family
