Mr. Apples

A devout and well respected man Woe betide you if you wander from God's plan Square shouldered, straight as a die The righteous truth, he never tell you no lies But when that old sun go down He's heading off up the wrong side of town Eyes sparkle in the red light glow Trouser pockets he's ready to go Ooooooooooooh Calm down, Mr. Apples You're gonna do yourself in Tell us where you've been Head of the table at the Rotary club Never unsure of which shoulders he should rub Scout leader, a pillar of the Church, Capital Punishment He wants to bring back the birch (Of course, he does) Cause when that old sun go down Heading off under the wrong side of town Eyes sparkle in the red light glow Trouser pockets he's ready to go Ooooooooooooh Calm down, Mr. Apples You're gonna do, you're gonna do yourself in Oh tell us where you've been And ooooooooooooh Calm down, Mr. Apples You're gonna wear yourself out And what's it all about Eyes sparkle in the red light glow Trouser pockets he's ready to go Ooooooooooooh Calm down, Mr. Apples You're gonna do, you're gonna do yourself in Oh tell us where you've been Ooooooooooooh Calm down, Mr. Apples You're gonna wear yourself out And what's it all about Ooooooooooooh What's it all about Ooooooooooooh What's it all about You're gonna wear yourself out You're gonna wear yourself out