99 Problems (feat. Brother Marquis)

Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me Why I didn't do no sex nasty shit But this year I went to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house Yeah I'm the motherfuckin' nigga Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems All these niggas is havin' girl problems, Marq Huh, tell'em man, tell'em Lemme tell you what time it is... I got a ho from the east Got a ho from the west Got a ho that likes to jack it off And rub it in her chest I got a ho from the north A ho from the south A ho that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair A bitch with none A bitch with a knife A bitch with a gun A bitch with an ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch over there Hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo, yo maybe not, she might not like me though No sweat to vet, I'll slam her sister though Word, I'll slam the whole damn herd I fuck 'em all and leave em on the curb I got a bitch with a mink Who rocks a fat gold link Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a bitch with tits A bitch with ass A bitch with none But hey, I give her a pass And I love em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back, that's why they stay with me So if you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for ya, son Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one Hit it No a bitch ain't one I got a bitch that's old A bitch who is new A bitch who likes velvet in the colors blue I got a bitch who's fat A bitch who's built A bitch that all her titties give out powdered milk I got a bitch who is funny A bitch who ain't A bitch who can sing A bitch who can't A bitch who loves fuckin' on an airplane I even got a bitch off soul train I got a bitch who rolls a rag top Benz Long ends I got a bitch who's broke as a bum But she's the most fun I got a bitch who play piano A bitch who don't A bitch who dances naked A bitch who won't A bitch who's short A bitch who's tall A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls And I love em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back, that's why they stay with me So if you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for ya, son Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one Hit me Yo Marquis, you from Miami man, Why don't you show these motherfuckers all the over the world The 2 Live style of how the bitches treat A motherfuckin' fly nigga like you I got 99 problems a bitch ain't one of them I don't trip on hos Cause I don't need none of 'em Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion All hos suck cock, nigga how you play 'em? That's why I don't sleep on 'em I just freak on 'em Put my dick in their mouth Take it out and I ski on 'em The nigga, the one-nighter The bitch exciter I only love my hos when I'm goin' up inside 'em Problem number one is gettin' money I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey So don't expect nothing Cause I ain't offering I go hard on my bitches 'cause I'm never never softening Putting demands on em Fuck 'em then scram on 'em The wham bam thank you ma'am game just ran on 'em So fuck how you feel You fuckin' cheap thrill I hope you took the pill 'cause I won't pay the bill Getting pussy is just another expense If pussy pays the bills Then dick pays the rent I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker, you got problems man? A bitch ain't one Aw shit, let me tell you how to do this shit (I got a bitch that loves to gink) She'll fuck you right after she fucks me (I got a bitch who loves boats) I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes I got a bitch that's fast A bitch that's slow (A bitch that's a virgin And a bitch that's a hoe) A bitch that lies (A bitch that's true) A bitch who's a man Because they're bitches too I got a bitch that's cool (A bitch that's hot) A bitch who loves rap A bitch who loves rock A bitch who's lost And one who knows where it's at She gets up under me And purrs like a cat I got a bitch that runs I got a bitch that walks I got a bitch that yells I got a bitch who talks I got a bitch that's dirty Got a bitch that's neat I got a super fly bitch that I knocked in a swap-meet And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back that's why they stay with me So if you havin' girl problems I feel bad for ya, son Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one Hit me No a bitch ain't one Huh, you know a bitch ain't one You know what I'm sayin' I got problems my motherfuckin' rent Marquis But a bitch ain't one Maybe got yourself nothing man Fucking raggedy skank-ass hos, nigga A bitch ain't one I got a problems stayin' out here on the streets With these police tryin' to take a nigga out, y'know? But a bitch ain't one Got problems with motherfuckers Buying my records But a bitch ain't one Fuck 'em all Fuck them motherfuckers Y'know what I'm saying A bitch ain't one Got problems man All of motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin' ass, for real Niggas worryin' about bitches, they better find something else to worry about