You're More Than Fair

You're more than fair, you've got a gorgeous bum Why don't you come to my house and meet my mum I like your titties, they're nice and small Let me have a squeeze in my front hall Satin drawers I want to run a hand in I want to snap them off you as we reach the landing A tender moment, don't let nothing spoil it I shall caress your clitoris as we reach the toilet You're more than fair, you're warm and soft Remove the trousers as we reach the loft To taste the pudding, you've got to try the proof You can try the pudding on the roof The roof's the only place I know