Wheel of Fortune

There's a drag queen preaching Jesus in the middle of the square A young kid playing "Yesterday" on a Japanese guitar There's a loser on the talk show, he wants to be a star And Sharon sings for Wayne in a karaoke bar There's a superstar who fell from grace, he has to tell it all About the dizzy heights he rose to and his ignominious fall Infamy or fame, it's the same for one and all We're just trying to get attention in this suburban shopping mall In this suburban shopping mall, another shopping mall We're just trying to get attention in this suburban shopping mall Everybody's got their price, in that there is no shame Everyone will sell their soul for a minute or two of fame We're playing wheel of fortune, life is just a game Some will win, some will lose, but we all end up the same We will all end up the same, we will all end up the same Some will win, some will lose, but we all end up the same Will the drag queen find Jesus, and what will Jesus wear Will the faded star redeem himself, become a millionaire Will Wayne marry Sharon, will they make the perfect pair Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care Does anybody care, does anybody care Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care And the drag queen preaches Jesus in the middle of the square