Alkatraz

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls Welcome to the show Are you ready? Woow! (C'mon, c'mon) Ooh, la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la, la La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la (all right) La-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la, la, la-la Three, two, one (ok) Knock-knock, howdy fellas? Here comes the trouble We're by night the devil's half-time ragtime rustlers Untouchable charisma and spifflicated muscle Split the difference, ya get the real "Honky-Tonk Hustles" Hell's unbroken stallions, valiant swing rapscallions Bringing back the "oki-doki, fuck off" mentality An advantageous place of our own where "having fun" wins So uncourageous fakers best be knowing their onions, okay? So much for tryna' keep the record "clean and stainless" えー そんな事ないと 思った But there's a line between "defying the law" and "acting brainless" えー 何て⾔った 死ぬほど笑った（やれやれ） We got the real sockdolager sounds And everybody wants a piece, but all I want is to peace out An off-the-beat town of scoffing clowns who act tough Show 'em what hell is, only jealous cuz they can't catch up So, come on! (Let's keep it movin') I'll break these iron chains they've got me locked in Raise hell myself 'cause all you're doin's talkin' So don't tell me how to break the law (I don't buy what you're selling) You say you're gonna "set me free" Well, you take too long! Hey, what's the hold up? I'm sick of being holed up, and told what To say and what to stand for by the man that's in control, but Off-handed and unplanned escape's a ticket to "goodnight" But the animal's need to be freed's a stick of dynamite So welcome one and welcome and all to Satan's hell in jail cell walls Regard the riotous lunacy 'till opportunity calls A demon's "game of chance" or poker for souls But here the Warden plays a hand wherein the Joker is the one in control "I guess you could say the devil's off my shoulder" "Haha! Hilarious! Despair upon the worthless!" Behind the slick, sophisticated composure He who runs a circus tends to be nefariously merciless But if I had your soul, we could make a break for it Give and takin', given what's a stake, don't gotta hate me for it Hide our claws, obey their ridiculous laws and mimic their dance Be reverential soldiers 'till we get that chance! So, come on! (Let's keep it movin') I'll break these iron chains they've got me locked in Raise hell myself 'cause all you're doin's talkin' So don't tell me how to break the law (I don't buy what you're selling) You say you're gonna "set me free" Well, you take too long! One, two, three, four Countin' down the seconds 'till we aim for the door We gotta sneak out the back, stop overthinking And peak through the cracks, take out the kingpin This moment determines if we're swimmin' or sinkin' An unforeseen deterrent could arise, so no blinkin' A wink of the eye, a minor slight of the hands I'm gonna make it out alive with or without 'cha, man So are you in or you out? Don't complicate this You hurry up, you'll enter right in time for the great twist Of fate, it's the grand finale, so take a bow Curtains down, ding-dong, sorry, you take too long Man, you take too long I can't wait, so, come on! (Let's keep it movin') I'll break these iron chains they've got me locked in Raise hell myself 'cause all you're doin's talkin' So don't tell me how to break the law I don't buy what you're selling You say you're gonna "set me free" Well, you take too long! (You say you're gonna set, gonna "set me free") (Yeah, you say you're gonna "set me free") Well, you take too long! Heheh, gonna "set me free" huh? (La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la) Well, you take too long