It All Comes Out in the Wash

If you wear a white shirt to a crawfish boil Stonewashed jeans while you're changing the oil When you find yourself dating the bridesmaid's ex You accidentally bring him to the wedding, whoops If you pour yourself a Merlot to go You dip your fries in your ketchup on a bumpy road You spill the beans to your mama, sister got knocked up In a truck at the Seven-Eleven, don't sweat it Cause it'll all come out, all come out in the wash It'll all come out, all come out in the wash Every little stain, every little heartbreak, no matter how messy it got You take the sin and the men and you throw 'em all in And you put that sucker on spin You got frisky with your boss at the copy machine You drunk-dialed your ex-husband, don't remember a thing Had a fancy dinner at your mother-in-law's Spilled A-one Sauce on her table cloth, don't sweat it A Tide stick will get it It'll all come out, all come out in the wash (All come out in the wash) It'll all come out, all come out in the wash (All come out in the wash) Every little stain, every little heartbreak, no matter how messy it got You take the sin and the men and you throw 'em all in And then you put that sucker on spin Put that sucker on spin You gotta put that sucker on spin And the laundry list goes like this Every teardrop, every white lie Every dirty cotton sheet, let it line dry All the mistakes, all the wild streaks That's why the good Lord made bleach, oh Cause it'll all come out, all come out in the wash (All come out in the wash) It'll all come out, all come out in the wash (All come out in the wash) Every little stain, every little heartbreak, no matter how messy it got You take the sin and the men and you throw 'em all in And you put that sucker on spin Put that sucker on spin Yeah, put that sucker on spin Yeah, you put that sucker on spin (And around and around and around and around we go) ('Round and around and around and around we go)