I Wish I Had A Gun Just Like The A-10

Oh I wish I had a gun just like the A-10 I'd be happy as a baby in a play pen I'd mow 'em down like a weed-eater With that thirty millimeter I wish I had a gun just like the A10 Oh I wish I had eight AMRAAMs like the eagle I'd be having so much fun it'd be illegal Like a guy who ain't been laid for months I'd shoot those fuckers all at once I wish I had eight AMRAAMs like the eagle Oh I wish I had the gas just like a mudhen To hang around that long is just a sin And while you RTB and scoff I'm doing loops and jacking off I wish I had the gas just like mudhen Oh I wish I had the alpha of a hornet Living to fight slow when others scorn it When I can still pitch and roll That other guy's going out of control I wish I had the alpha of a hornet (You know all those things are nice, but when it comes right down to it, you just can't escape the fact, and that's this right here) Yeah all you fuckers wish you flew the viper Probably since the time you wore a diaper We got every mission that you do I can fly 'em all better than you Yeah all you fuckers wish you flew the viper 'Cause we're single seat multirole We can fly right up our own asshole Yeah all you fuckers wish you flew the viper