When Did We Get So Normal?

I was a goth until I met you Got a studded collar to pet you Got all the girls to vet you But never put you down, down, down You were religious 'til you met me Prayed that you would never regret me Begged your mum and dad to let me stay another half an hour But now our bedroom is a black hole There was a time we wanted it that way Our bedroom is a black hole But only 'cause I painted it that way When did we get so normal? I thought that we were immortal We started going to Cornwall Oh, when did we get so normal? I was psychic 'til I met you Somehow I just knew that I'd get you Said that I would always protect you But only let you down, down, down You were vicious 'til you met me Pretended that it didn't impress me I just wanted you to undress me You only dress me down, down, down And now our bedroom is a black hole There was a time we wanted it that way Our bedroom is a black hole But only 'cause I painted it that way When did we get so normal? I thought that we were immortal We started going to Cornwall Oh, when did we get so normal? When did we get so normal? I thought that we were immortal But our new curtains are awful Oh, when did we get so normal? Mortgages and marriages Waiting in for packages Now I know what average is Now I'm one of them More M&S than S&M Two can dine for news at ten Voucher for my requiem Now I'm one of them When did we get so normal? I thought that we were immortal We started going to Cornwall Oh, when did we get so normal? When did we get so normal? I thought that we were immortal I thought that we were a Warhol Oh, when did we get so normal? When did we get so normal? When did we get so normal? When did we get so normal? When did we get