Quarantine Boogie (Loco)

I was feeling weird I had a half-assed beard As I'd just about cleared a month of quarantine Been locked inside With my kids and my bride And a shrinking supply of dried kidney beans Two kids I'm home teachin' In a home I been bleachin' With a marriage that's screeching to a grinding halt My savings got erased I can't touch my face And the only place I feel safe is in a webinar Yeah I've gone a bit LOCO Spent the morning Cloroxing my last can of Budweiser Yeah I've gone a bit loco I spent the afternoon sanitizing my hand sanitizer I tried meditation But it led to frustration And vivid visualizations of the end of days So i tried learning karate Signed up for online pilates But when your life's in the potty it's hard to concentrate So now I'm sitting here Scratchin' my beard But all this existential fear has set my stomach off And the main side effect Of all this time to reflect Is we've gone through every last speck of Charmin extra soft Cuz I'm going a bit LOCO I clicked on the wrong house party link and started some family drama Yeah I'm going a bit LOCO Just watched some guy from death cab For cutie do a concert in his pajamas But the birds still sing And the bees still sting And I still refuse to watch Tiger King But I'm going a bit LOCO LOCO LOCO LOCO LOCO But I'm going a bit LOCO LOCO LOCO LOCO LOCO But I'm going a bit LOCO LOCO LOCO LOCO LOCO