Birthday Girl

Would you know my birthday If it weren't for socials Reminding you each and every year I sit in my bedroom Waiting for that phone call It will never come, you're never there Birthday girl Birthday girl Why won't you just please come home Birthday girl Birthday girl I will never let you be alone You do it again and again and again And again and again and again Putting up obstacles, throwing down gauntlets Why can't we just be friends? What do you take me for? I'm not a little boy You're tripping me up with your misdirection Quit throwing me soft toys You do it again and again and again And again and again and again Putting up obstacles, throwing down gauntlets Why can't we just be friends? Woah Do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Please, please Please, please Please, please come home now Birthday girl Birthday girl Why won't you just please come home Birthday girl Birthday girl I will never let you be alone If I had a euro every time that you said You were gonna come back home to me I would be a rich man you would be a poor girl Whatever will be is gonna be Birthday girl Birthday girl Why won't you just please come home Birthday girl Birthday girl I will never let you be alone