My Calling

2:00 a.m. and I can't sleep once again I keep having that recurring dream That I'm sitting on a boat with a bunch of men (men, men, men) I finally know what it means But I'm scared that you won't understand That you won't understand Something's not right, something's not right No, something's not right with your boy Something's not right, something's not right I know my calling I'm a pirate and I'm sailing away from the haters The ocean is calling out to me and my parrot And we're gonna burn this whole city down Yo-ho, motherfucker, I'm a pirate now Yo-ho, motherfucker I belong at sea roaming port to port Stealing treasure chests from an enemy's fort Drinking tons of rum with my pirate buds They will show me the ropes Sing with me yo-ho Show me the ropes Sing with me yo-ho But first I need a hook hand, hook hand Gonna need a peg leg, peg leg Someone poke my eye out for my eye patch I finally did it, I moved to the Caribbean Famously, that's where they're from But no pirates there, just a bunch of rum (rum, rum, rum) But that's where I met Marc He's my new friend My island 'til I die friend He's a big strong beautiful man Marc flies planes, and planes are cool And a plane's much faster than a boat (a boat) The sky is the limit when you're in a plane I know my calling, I'm a pilot And I'm flying away from you posers Marc said he'll teach me, it looks pretty easy And I'm gonna shake my ass in the clouds Wheels up, motherfucker, I'm a pilot now Wheels up, motherfucker Wait a second, hold on The truth is I'm not a pirate or a pilot I'll never be a fireman or a cop 'Cause I am a frog, a frog with a dream A dream to be human and have a job Ribbit ribbit, motherfucker, I'm a goddam frog Ribbit ribbit, motherfucker I'm not a pirate or a pilot I'll never be a fireman or a cop 'Cause I am a frog, a frog with a dream A dream to be human and have a job Ribbit ribbit, motherfucker, I'm a goddam frog