Mr. Motivator

Repeat after me I am I and I intend to go, go, go Like Connor McGregor with a samurai sword on rollerblades Like Vasyl Lomachenko after four pints of Gatorade Like Kathleen Hanna with bear claws grabbing Trump by the pussy Like Delia Smith after ten Chardonnays making me a nice cookie How d'you like them cliches? Let's seize the day All hold hands, chase the pricks away Let's seize the day All hold hands, chase the pricks away You can do it You can do it Yes you can Woo-hoo! I am I and I intend to go, go, go Like Frida Kahlo painting of the poor on your fuck off wall Like Tracey Emin in her unmade bed listening to The Fall Like Flava Flav in the club riding on the back of John Wayne Like David Attenborough clubbing seal clubbers with LeBron James How'd you like them cliches? Let's seize the day All hold hands, chase the pricks away Let's seize the day All hold hands, chase the pricks away You can do it You can do it You can do it Woo! It's all about the confidence You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe Let's seize the day All hold hands, chase the pricks away Let's seize the day All hold hands, chase the pricks away You can do it You can do it