Long Legged Larry

With a body length of about 27 meters Bullfrogs are the largest frogs in North America As well as the champion jumpers Long Legged Larry was a frog at the pond Jump so high, might miss him while he gone Jump over anything, even King Kong Jumping Jack Flash was his favorite song Now once upon a time, there was a cat in a tree Chased a squirrel up, been stuck since three The fireman came, said, "It's too high for me" How's that cat gonna ever get free? Young Jack Turner was a staple on the block Said he knew about a frog with an XL hop The neighbors started laughing but Jackie wouldn't stop Ran off, came back, guess who he got? Well, it was Long Legged Larry, didn't open his mouth Like a rocket to the moon through a cumulus cloud Touched down safe, lay the scaredy-cat on the ground If you listen real close, you can still hear the crowd Go Larry, go Larry, go, go, go Larry Go Larry, go Larry, go, go, go, go, go Larry doesn't care Jump so high, grow a beard in the air Jump over anything, even Times Square Yelling "Long Legged Larry for mayor!, Here! Here!" Now once upon a time, there was a princess in a cell In the tower of a castle, through a forest on a hill Half the men that ever sought her out had fallen ill All the men that ever tried to climb the wall had fell Handful gather at the base of the place Each claim way braver than the bravest you've faced Bunch of dingbats yapping about saving the day But wait, a silhouetted amphibian face in haze Well, it was Long Legged Larry on the back of a steed Leapt up yelling "Jordan!" Kiss the girl on the cheek Touch down safe, show the lady back to her peeps If you listen real close, you can still hear the streets Go Larry, go Larry, go, go, go Larry Go Larry, go Larry, go, go, go, go, go Yeah, Larry's on the case Jump so high, pluck a star out of space Jump over anything, even Salt Lake Jump into the mosh pit, jump out of a cake Now once upon a time, there was a circus in town Some went for the cotton candy, some for the clowns But the high wire act was the most profound Had a poodle on a unicycle, rose in her mouth Ten o'clock show get the poodle in position Ten seconds in, the unicycle starts tipping Now the poodle barely clinging to the wire by her mittens But what the heck is that thing in the distance? Ribbit, Long Legged Larry, a sight for sore eyes Known to give a dog a ride seconds after he arrives Touch down safe, give her some kibbles and rawhide If you listen real close, you can still hear the vibe Go Larry, go Larry, go, go, go Larry Go Larry, go Larry, go, go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go