Song of Hate

If I had a doll of you I'd sprinkle it with roses and morning dew Oh, oh, oh, oh But if I'm being honest and true I'd rather put you in the freezer And watch you turn blue But thank you for keeping my head on straight Everybody needs a target to focus their hate And thank you, thank you for raising the bar It's so good to know you're still as sick as you are So thank you, thank you for fucking my dream For every bad decision and hiring the wrong team You're the Chevrolet of shit And the caviar of creep You know I count your mistakes When I can't get to sleep You're the prime example of what to avoid So thank you for filling the hate void Hey-ho, I hate you so And thank you, thank you for making me wait Thank you for inspiring my first song of hate Without you I'd rely on people from long ago But you're still fresh in my mind So stick around and watch the hate grow Hey-ho, I hate you so It's funny how you always kept your eye on the prize But you never saw fit to apologise Now if you want to swing by And talk about it some more My door is always open But it's a trapdoor Hey-ho, I'm down below I'm stoking the furnace Where the bad eggs go But let's get this real straight I don't mean you any harm But if I ever see you coming I'll raise the alarm And I'm tempted to run away and hide (don't you dare) 'Cause this whole thing's been eating me up Eating me up You took advantage of me You took advantage It's my own fault I should've followed my gut (it's my own fault) I got a head butt (it's my own fault) I should've done the diligence (and I should shoulder some of the blame) And got the evidence (it's your own fault) I should've asked for a reference (it's your own fault) I didn't see the malevolence (it's your own fault) So you should shoulder some of the blame And thank you, thank you For giving me space For crawling back under your stone Where I can't see your face And thank you, thank you For enriching my life With the cruel education Without a second's hesitation Thank you For poisoning every good thing I ever knew Thank you For pulling the wool over my eyes too But if it walks like a duck, it's a duck And if it quacks like a duck, it's a small time crook, so suck Hey-ho, I'm down below, on this I'm stoking the furnace Where the bad eggs go I got a spy in the queue, up above, in the know And when you roll down the chute We'll be humping the bellows And it'll be time to gloat Hey-ho, hey-ho Time to gloat Hey-ho, hey It's my own fault There's a great bell (it's my own fault) Underneath the earth (it's my own fault) That tolls whenever the dead give birth (it's my own fault) To souls like yours (it's your own fault) To no applause (it's your own fault) So I keep the furnace doors Open in welcome You took a piece of my soul And left me with a black hole I watched you botch and bungle Cheat and fumble Ego on fire to loser rumbled You took a piece of my soul And left me in a black hole And it's all on me 'cause nothing's ever your fault, is it? Hey-ho, I'm down below (I hate you so) I'm stoking the furnace Where the bad eggs go (look at me!) Hey-ho, I'm down below (I hate you so) I'm stoking the furnace Where the bad eggs go Hey-ho, I'm down below (I hate you so) I'm stoking the furnace Where the bad eggs go Hey-ho, I'm down below (I hate you so) I'm stoking the furnace Where the bad eggs go Heh, heh Look at me I dare you Heh, heh Look at me I fuckin' dare you!