I Write Sins Not Tractors

Oh, well imagine Oh I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words "What a beautiful wedding" "What a beautiful wedding", says a bridesmaid to a waiter What a shame Poor groom's bride is a whore I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of" Closing the goddamn door, no It's much better to face these kinda things With another Miller Light up on the porch Yeah Haven't you people ever heard of Closing the dang old door, no It's much better to face these kinda of things With a sense of Oh, well, in fact If you look at it this way Technically, our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast So pour the champagne, pour the champagne In fact I mean look at it this way Technically, our marriage is saved This calls for a toast So pour the champagne Wooh Poor the champagne Yeah Oh I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing the goddamn door", no It's much better to face these kinda of things With a another Miller Light up on the porch Yeah Haven't you people ever heard of Closing the dang god door, no It's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing that god dang door" Much better to face these kinda of things With a sense of Yeah Haven't you people ever heard of Closing the god dang door, no It's much better to face these kinda of things With a sense of