It's a Shame

Well, my daddy was a saint My momma was a sinner Papaw was an old freight train Well, my uncle liked huntin' And the other liked fishin' Lord and my aunts nearly drove 'em insane Yeah, my brother's a hero, my sister's an angel And I never meant to 'cause 'em no pain Yes and I am a drinker and I'm also a thinker And I think that it's a damn cryin' shame It just like it's a shame to see a woman Who's white trash and pretty It's a shame to see a truck that don't run It's a shame that I'm so rich when I ain't got no money It's a shame I ain't havin' no fun It's a shame I ain't sittin' up on some barstool It's a shame that I'm goin' through hell It's a shame I've been drinkin' And it's a shame I've been thinkin' But I'm bored so I might as well Sing yodel-lay-he, yodel-lay-he-he, yodel-lay-he Well, my dog ate my loveseat, my car's a lemon I've got two left feet and no thumbs I'm unambidextrous, I'm uncoordinated I'd count my blessings if I had some Or at least that's the way it feels On them old dreary days Rain fallin' down from the sky I'll give you these last parting words of my wisdom They ain't much but I reckon I oughta try To tell y'all that it's a shame to see a woman Who's white trash and pretty It's a shame to see a truck that won't run It's a shame that I'm so rich when I ain't got no money It's a shame I ain't having no fun It's a shame I ain't sittin' up on some barstool It's a shame that I'm goin' through hell It's a shame I've been drinkin' And it's a shame I've been thinkin' But I'm bored, so I might as well Sing yodel-lay-he yodel-lay-he-he, yodel-lay-he