Tailor, Tailor
I don't know what this is all about
What kind of music do you play
Oh, you wanna know
Yes, if you don't mind
There's something I'd like you to listen to
Yes it's my new long player
What a lovely souvenir from the twentieth century
It's doomed to failure!
Perhaps this time
And the next
Maybe
But you keep trying
Well I did my best
And I was very ably assisted by my colleagues
Thank you my friends for everything you did
