Mink, Schmink

A friend of mine called me up not long ago He knew me since I was knee high to a grasshopper But I evidently didn't give him the right answer Because he said to me Mink, schmink, money, schmoney Think you're hot now don't ya honey? What have you got if you haven't got love? Silk, schmilk, satin, schmatin A penthouse high in old Manhattan That's not enough if you haven't got love Happiness is not a thing that you can buy It takes loving, lotsa loving from the right guy Pearls, schmearls, ermine, shmermen From Jim or Jack or Joe or Herman That's not enough if you haven't got love Ring, schming, jewelry, schmellery Don't you know that's just tomfoolery? What have you got if you haven't got love? Cars, schmars and princes, schminces With caviar and chicken blintzes Don't mean a thing if you haven't got love Love is just a simple thing that you can't buy You can't get it wholesale, darlin', why try? Tips, schmips, angle, schmangle Play around and get entangled What have you got if you haven't got, haven't got love? I'll take the Jaguar on the right