Can't Get It Up

It's her first time coming round And i'm getting ready for it now I've just put on a film on YouTube With a little bit of lynx just so i can set the mood I'm nervous cause we've never met But you can tell it's on from the flirts in our texts Then i'm surprised, on what happens next Cause she answers the door with a six pack of becks And some vodka, and a glass So i drink and i drink 'till i fall on my arse And we're both pissed, having good times Start touching her hand and she starts touching mine And it's all cool cause we started kissin' But i could just tell that there's something missing And i'm shocked at what happens next I couldn't get it up and now i'm so vexed What a nightmare I must've chugged bare Too much in my cup Cause i can't get it up I just can't get it up What a nightmare I must've chugged bare Too much in my cup Cause i can't get it up I just can't get it up Now i'm sat on the edge of my bed, i feel sick She thinks it's her so she calls me a prick And get's up and leaves quick Slamming the door, it's already fucked i might as well drink more Chances slim, mood is dim I don't care anyway i think she's grim Well i don't, i mean i'm just saying that So i can try and make myself feel like less of a twat Fucks sake, can this night get shitter? Turns out it can as i open my twitter Scroll through my phone and what do i see? She's only gone and wrote a tweet about me Oh jeeze, can't believe i've been exposed I've fucked up big time and everybody knows I really hope to god that it doesn't go viral I'm never ever drinking again, that's final What a nightmare I must've chugged bare Too much in my cup Cause i can't get it up I just can't get it up What a nightmare I must've chugged bare Too much in my cup Cause i can't get it up I just can't get it up Rooms spinning i'm laying in my bed I'm such an idiot i should've just said I was trying the best that i can But none of this shit ever goes to plan Rooms spinning i'm laying in my bed I'm such an idiot i should've just said I was trying the best that i can But none of this shit ever goes to plan Rooms spinning i'm laying in my bed I'm such an idiot i should've just said I was trying the best that i can But none of this shit ever goes to plan What a nightmare I must've chugged bare Too much in my cup Cause i can't get it up I just can't get it up What a nightmare I must've chugged bare Too much in my cup Cause i can't get it up I just can't get it up