Danny Don't You Know (Cool as Heck Version)

Hey, little Danny, don't you cry I am you from much later in your life I know your hair is wild, I know you have no style You're still a virgin, and you will be for a while Danny, don't you know that you are hot as heck on the inside? Everybody knows the best bananas will be ripe with time Danny, don't you know that you kick so much ass on the inside? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Hey, little Danny, don't be blue You had a growth spurt, and you're suddenly 6'2" The girls are steering clear, you walk like a newborn deer You sent birthday invites, and now all your friend is here Danny, don't you know that you are cool as hell on the inside? You're just going through an awkward phase from 12 to 29 Danny, don't you know that everyone feels weird on the inside? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Close your eyes and you will see A window into your destiny Now you're on tour, and they want more You step on stage and they come alive No one cares that you're 35 You're a rock star, on a centaur (where'd he get a centaur?) You're still a nerdy kid inside But now you've finally found your tribe Hear the crowd roar Give 'em what they came for Alright, let me hear you! D-A-N-N-Y, he's a super awesome guy D-A-N-N-Y, he is not afraid to cry (what?) D-A-N-N-Y, he cries almost all the time (uh) D-A-N-N-Y, he cries and cries and cries and cries Okay, thanks guys, very helpful, thank you Shake it off, shake it off Danny, don't you know that we're all rad as heck on the inside? Now it's time to rock the show, come on, you are a star tonight Danny, don't you know that you're a spandex butterfly for life? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know? Danny, don't you know...