Give Me a Show on Nick Jr

I've got brains and a good sense of humor I'm not strange, I'm not a loser Grandma left 'cause of my songs on the computer I need a show on Nick Jr. I've got brains and a good sense of humor I've got strengths, I'm not a loser I had a lizard, but I lost it in the sewer Give me a show on Nick Jr. My name is also Nick And children love my songs Grandma's got puppets in her basement And I play with them all night long And I can hold my breath And sing at the same time And I know all my letters And I can count real high (One, two, three!) I've got brains and a good sense of humor I'm not strange, I'm not a loser I had a lizard, but I lost it in the sewer I need a show on Nick Jr. I've got brains and a good sense of humor I've got strengths, I'm not a loser I don't hate caterpillars, that was just a rumor Give me a show on Nick Jr. I can sing so hard and I can dance so fast Pay me minimum wage, I'll kick your competitors' ratings' ass I can sing so hard and I can dance so fast Pay me minimum wage, I'll kick your competitors' ratings' ass I've got brains and a good sense of humor Give me a show on Nick Jr. I've got brains and a good sense of humor I wanna change my name to Nick Bon Jr. I've got brains and a good sense of humor Give me a show on Nick Jr. I've got brains and a good sense of humor I wanna change my name to Nick Bon Jr.