UK Hun? (Bananadrama Version)

Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding, dang, dong UK, hun? Welcome back, darlings I'm here to haunt you (woo!), it's Joe Black! Nice to see you And guess what? This camp witch is back Here for my close-up I'm with my girl band, zigazig-ah Know what you're thinking Glenn Close but no cigar All eyes on me from afar (Ooh) Soon as I pull up the car (Ahh) Check-check my huns in the mirror We're all seein' stars They say, Sister, what's your secret? I tell them I'm gon' keep it I never let it slip, gonna shoot from the hips Stiletto to the metal and Jeep it! It's something you say And it's goin' around And around and around and around, yeah But what does it do? I don't have a clue Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding, dang, dong UK, hun? Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding, dang, dong UK, hun? Herе in Scotland is where I stay Let mе drop this verse, I'm about to slay Tease out your hair, put stones in your tights I'm beatin' this mug, you know it looks right I'm the youngest one that's on the team But Mama Ru's here and I'm livin' the dream The Diamond's back and she's full of pizzazz Who's the royal queen? That's right, I am! It's something you say And it's goin' around And around and around and around, yeah But what does it do? I don't have a clue Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding, dang, dong UK, hun? Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding, dang, dong UK, hun? You're a camp cow, you're a camp cow, stunning! I'ma hit the ground, gonna hit the ground running Call me Miss Kofi, but girl, there's no filter The glamourous geek who will throw you off kilter I'ma take the crown, just wait and I'll show ya Slayin' the UK, from the Shetlands to Dover I'm the queen, when the beat hits, better face it That'll be the last time you ever call me basic Clap for the bing, bang, bong Clap for the sing, sang, song Clap for the ding, dang, dong Clap for the UK, hun! (Yeah!) Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song (Sing this song!) Ding, dang, dong (Dong?) UK, hun? (You alright, babe?) Bing, bang, bong (Doing better actually) Sing, sang, song (Mildly improved) Ding, dang, dong UK, hun? Bing, bang, bong (Walk, walk, get, get) Sing, sang, song Ding, dang, dong (Go, diva!) UK, hun? Bing, bang, bong (Bing it, bang it, bong it!) Sing, sang, song (Oh yeah, I'm singin' it!) Ding, dang, dong (Ding, dong!) UK, hun? (Stop, and walk) Bing, bang, bong