Egg

EGG! Do you like this EGG? Eggstraordinary EGG! I don't mean to egg you on about this EGG! But do you eggcept this EGG? I've never seen something more eggceptional than this EGG! I'm having an eggsistential crisis 'Cuz I need to know, why is this egg So amazing? I'm not eggsaggerating Boiling with eggcitement And I don't mean to frighten But it's all because of the eggsistence of this EGG! What a sunny-side up day! Perfect in every way! However if you try to poach my egg I'll poach your soul!! He's not eggspendable Yes, I'm being intentional Eggbert is my new best friend He will be with me til the end But sometimes I wonder Would he taste good fried? Can't get over this easy Think I just might cry Scrambling for solutions But it's no use I eggsecrate this feeling But I know what I must do Goodbye Eggbert I'll think about you everyday Perfect in every way And I can't eggspress how much I miss you Oh Eggbert You tasted oh so great But I'll always miss my egg! Oh my egg Oh, egg I'll always miss my egg