Gay Pirates

This water is too salty For me to even drink I'd rather walk the dreaded plank Than stay another week But it's you my love You're my land ahoy And I'm sick of being beaten And whipped and lashed to death I want one night with no gang-rape But I won't hold my breath But it's you my love You're my land ahoy Yeah, you're my boy Yo-ho, Sebastian Let's go far away Somewhere where the captain won't be mad Yo-ho, Sebastian I wanna love you good And we deserve much better than we've had They say they're gonna kill me If I look at you once more Pissed in my hammock yesterday So I'll sleep on the floor I'd be under the sea But you hold me above And they put glass on my sandals So my feet would bleed all day And they forced me to wear them Or they said they'd make you pay I'd be under the sea But you hold me above Cuz you're the man I love Yo-ho, Sebastian Let's go far away Somewhere where the captain won't be mad Yo-ho, Sebastian I wanna love you good And we deserve much better than we've had The captain found out 'bout us And ordered them to throw Us both overboard tonight Together we will go But I'm yours you know And I'll love you still in hell And I hope they didn't tie up Your hands as tight as mine I'll see you on the bed of this Blue ocean babe, sometime But I'm yours you know And I'll love you still in hell Down we fell And I'm singing Yo-ho, Sebastian Let's go far away Somewhere where the captain won't be mad Yo-ho, Sebastian I wanna love you good We deserve much better than we've had Yo-ho, Sebastian Let's go far away Somewhere where the captain won't be mad Yo-ho, Sebastian I wanna love you good And we deserve much better than we've had We deserve much better than we've had