Your Makeup Is Terrible

Greetings Earthlings My name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the planet Glametron What's yours? Now, I've come along way to be hear tonight So lets get our greetings and salutations out of the way right now Shall We? Hieeee Oh, I don't know about you Miss Kitty but I feel so much yummier Now, there is an issue that has recently come to my intention That we need to discuss right now Is that okay with you, honey? Are you ready? You, are you ready? (Ok) Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible But I love you anyway Terrible, terrible, terrible Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible Your makeup is terrible But I love you anyway Now, I heard this is the best motherfucking club in all the land Is that correct? (Uh-huh) Mm-hmm Well, it better be Because I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway Mr. Doorman, what's that? You need my I.D.? This face is my I.D. motherfucker Now, I'm not the kind of bitch who is going to go behind your back And Talk Shit on you If I have an issue with you, I will bring it right to your busted face Now lets discuss it right now, shall we? Are you ready? (Uh-huh) You specifically, are you ready? (Who me? Oh yeah, I totally am) Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible But I love you anyway Terrible, terrible, terrible Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible Your makeup is terrible But I love you anyway Oh my gosh... This is the really serious part of the Song, do you hear that? (Oh my God...) You see, there is something I have to confess You and I have a lot more in common than I thought And there is something I need to bring your attention, right now Are you ready? (I think so...) Oh no, are you ready? That's better Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? My makeup is terrible My makeup is terrible (Noo...) My makeup is terrible (Why?) My makeup is terrible But do you love me anyway? Terrible, terrible, terrible My makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible Our makeup is terrible But I love you anyway