No Pants Dance

Out at the club and you wanna get down But you're wearing tight pants so you're wearin' a frown You can barely move from the way that they're sewed Only one thing to do about it, ditch the dress code And do the no pants dance, the no pants dance Tell your buddy Lance, and all your uncles and aunts It's the no pants dance The no pants dance Everybody's doin' it from China to France Now you're unrestricted, you are free to move But your feet are feeling cramped so you ditch your shoes And your shirt's too tight as a matter of fact So you get that awful thing right off of your back And do the no shirt, no shoes, no pants dance Tell your buddy Vance, tell your grandma and gramps It's the no shirt, no shoes, no pants dance Everybody's doin' it in their underpants You're dancin' up a storm when the music stops You're getting kicked out 'cause they called the cops You feel the cool metal click onto your wrist But your urge to dance is real and you just can't resist You do the handcuffed by a police man No shirt, no shoes, no pants dance Tell your buddy Grant, tell your pet rocks and plants Everybody's doin' it, don't tell me you can't They toss you in the car and call for back-up You say to 'em yo, turn this radio up The music hits you hard, from your head to your feet So hard you bust out the door and dance down the street And do the no apparent plan while on the lam Handcuffed by a police man No shirt, no shoes, no pants dance Everybody's doing it just give it a chance Eventually they catch you, now you're facing the judge He's not a fan of dancing, yeah he's holding a grudge They put you in a cell and throw away the key But you don't really mind, you can fin'ly dance free You're doin' 20 hard years in the can 'Cause you had no plan while on the lam Handcuffed by a police man No shirt, no shoes, no pants dance Yeah the no pants dance The no pants dance Tell your buddy Lance, and all your uncles and aunts It's the no pants dance The no pants dance Everybody's doin' it from China to France