The Laughing Policeman

I know a fat old policeman He's always on our street A fat and jolly red faced man He really is a treat He's to kind for a policeman He's never known to frown And everybody says he's the happyist man in town (Laughing) The laughs apon duty He laughs apon his beat He laughs at everybody when hes walking in the street He never can stop laughing He says he has not tried And once he did arrest a man And laughed untill he cried (Laughing) His jolly face is wrinkeled And then he shut his eyes He opened his great mouth Is was a wanderus site He said i must arrest you He dint know what for And then he started laughing Until he cracked his jaw (Laughing) So if you chance to meet him When walking round the town Just shake him by his fat old hand And give him half a crown His eyes will beam and sparkel He will gurgle with delight And then you will start him laughing With all his blessed might (Laughing)