Reformed Baptist Blues

Reformed baptist blues Comely woman why you treating me this way? Got religion instead of loving now you're praying You know I know I was everything you need Traded good times for a reverend's guarantees I ain't no preaching man don't know what to do I got those slowly sinking reformed baptist blues Now you wake me when I should be sleeping in Drag me out to your place of worshipping Missed the football now, six weeks in a row It's depressing to this man from golden door I ain't no preaching man don't know what to do I got those slowly sinking reformed baptist blues Absolution is a bummer I have found Re-baptism is just another way to drown God's salvation doesn't interest me at all Found the answer at the bottom of a bottle Whoo hoooo Now you curse me every time I tell a lie Trade my gold chains for starched black pants and ties Can't beseech you that our marriage is a fraud Can't get screwed around when the other guy is god I ain't no preaching man don't know what to do I got those slowly sinking reformed baptist blues I got those slowly sinking reformed baptist blues I got those slowly sinking reformed baptist blues Whooo hoo!