The first thing I saw
The English Manipulator
In the corridor
I was so charmed by this
Because he was so rude and well mannered-so shrewd
Come here, with your nice clean shoes
Oh, lets have some wine
You've given me whiskey? I wanted wine
That's the first sign of an English Manipulator
Okay, stop
We'll never say Hi again
We're gunna say Good-bye
Now tell me, do you like paintings?
Do you like Bonar, Bonnard, Manet, Monet?
Monet or Manet, he didn't even know the difference
He lectured me about Manet and Monet but they were
Different - he didn't know the difference
That's a second sign of an
English Manipulator who's into creative things
We'll never say Hi again
We're gunna say Good-bye
So static
I think you need some Elastic
Thew flubber in your waist
I threw flubber at your face
Welling, Welling, Wellington
You come Wellington, with your wellington boots
Oh whatever boarding school brat
They're just gunna say stuff about the recycling
It's so boring
We'll never say Hi again
We're gunna say Good-bye
