Come to the Supermarket (In Old Peking)

If you want a fancy fan, or a turkey born in Turkestan Or a slave that's awfully African, or a teapot early ming Come to the supermarket in Old Peking If you want to buy a kite, or a pup to keep you up at night Or a dwarf who used to know Snow White, or a frog who loves to sing Come to the supermarket in Old Peking They have, sunflower cakes, moonbeam cakes Gizzard cakes, lizard cakes Pickled eels, pickle snakes fit for any king If you want a bust of jade, or an egg that's more or less decayed Or in case, you care to meet a maid for a nice but naughty fling Come to the supermarket If you come on an ostrich, you can park it So come to the supermarket and see Peking If you want a gong to beat or a rickshaw with a sassy seat Or a painting slightly indiscreet that is simply riveting Come to the supermarket and see Peking Well, if you want some calico, or a gentle water buffalo Glowworm guaranteed to glow, or a cloak inclined to cling Come to the supermarket in Old Peking They have birds-nest soup, seaweed soup Noodle soup, poodle soup Talking crows with the croup Almost anything! If you want to buy a saw, or a fish delicious when it's raw Or a pill to kill your mother-in-law, or a bee without a sting Come to the supermarket If you come on a turtle, you can park it So come to the supermarket If you come on a goose, you can park it So come to the supermarket And see Peking!