Join us in the Loser's Club where everybody's welcome
Place your application here, rejection letters are seldom
In this town where everyone is so small-minded, you'll want to drown
But it's better when you have your friends around
If you've got a problem, well, then, we are here to listen
Our faces seem to be the best place for bullies to put their fists in
So we understand
In this town where everyone is so small-minded, you'll want to drown
But it's better when you have your friends around
Everybody's got that something
A quirk that you're made fun of for
Some of us just can't help it
Let's do a roll call, yay!
We've got the token fat kid, the token black kid
The on-the-verge-of-an-asthma-attack kid
The Jewish kid, the token girl
The funniest kid in the whole world
Sh-shut up Reggie
And we're always looking for more
So welcome to the Loser's Club
