Everyone's Tongue

When I was a child I was quite normal, quite mild Quite sane, quite happy and it's still the same But now I've learned how to play the game Well I met a French man, he gets what he wants He shat on my head and then on my croissants But when I'm right because I'm wrong It's probably where it came from We build a plantation We grew ourselves some starvation Now we're gonna build an aid station The irony's not lost on me But I don't give a shit about irony I don't care who it is I'm gonna jizz I'm gonna jizz I dont carе who you are But if you're not far, then you'rе not far I was torn apart By the shark infested waters I was eaten by my friends Now I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun I was eaten by my friends Now I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun I was eaten by my Now I am the French man's son I can see that love is just for fun And I was eaten by my friends Now I know that love is on the (Run!) And every prick's tongue Is just a little bit more prickly than the other one Loud as a ham, explain who I am How does a man explain? My body's in my bed, but my head is in my hands Living with a lizard was a lot like living with him My skin, my silky skin Can fall in the streets and the skies that I live in How does a man explain who I am? How does a ham explain? I was torn apart By the shark infested waters I was eaten by my friends Now I'm dying in the sun, the lonely sun I was eaten by my friends Now I'm drying in the sun, the lonely, lonely sun I was eaten by my Now I am the French man's son Oh, I can see that love is just for fun And I was eaten by my friends Now I know that love is just a Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!