Sucks to Be Human

A stairway unto heaven And behold the pearly gates But I'm no saint It's too late It's hard to be cynic When everyone's urbane But don't be naive My pet peeve Yea my friend paid me a visit But they're imaginary Outer planetary Here we go, because man I'm feeling out of life Six light years away And into outer space Yea my eyes were playing tricks on me And when I awoke it was all a dream You'll be lonely nevermore You'll be lonely nevermore I made a buddy and he needs no introduction Hey Mr. Martian think I'm ready for abduction Can we jiggy quicky, dizzy hippie on my UFO How did we end up with a planet left in ruin We're fighting battles that we only keep on losing Apologies but it sucks to be human Big Bang! Big Bang!