Red Ryder

I know you've heard the legends of cowboys in the west Matt Dillon and Bat Masterson were two of the best But of all the bad gunslingers that the west has entertained There's one who really tops them all Red rider was his name Red rider, red rider rootinest tootinest straight ace Shootinest quick on the draw and he never hit the law Red rider red rider One night in old Dodge City at a place called the golden flame Red rider and Little beaver were in a poker game When through the door walked Cactus Pete he stopped and looked around And he broke the news to Red rider The long tall Texas was coming to town Red rider red rider rootinest tootinest stray ace shootinest Quick on the draw and he never hit the law red rider red rider Next day the town was watching and their eyes were filled with fright As a bony little structure rode in on a horse of white He tied it back to a hitching post and the crowd all heard him say "Can someone tell me ma'am where does red rider stay?" Red rider red rider rootinest tootinest straight ace Shootinest quick on the draw and he never hit the law Red rider red rider About that time red rider walked out of the last chance hotel His spurs were jingling and his hands On his guns and the crowd begin to yell They walked out in the street, face to face and started to draw And the Texan yelled "I married your sister last week in Wichita and I am your brother in law" Now the moral of this story be it known to both cowwomen and cowmen Is that the code of the west just Don't allow for no shooting up your kin Red rider red rider rootinest tootinest straight ace Shootinest quick on the draw and he never hit the law. Red rider