Motorheart

I never have to listen to ridiculous opinions She never tries to make me into one of her minions The touch of a button, a steely caress You need a Phillips screwdriver to get her undressed But she's mine, all mine She isn't programmed to deceive me Oh mine, all mine And I kept the receipt In case you don't believe me She will never leave me Oh motorheart Love me like a human being Treat you like a queen Motorheart She is literally a love machine She never takes offence at anything I say or do She is not over-sensitive, the opposite is true Not burdened by ambition, never talks about her dreams Doesn't often fire lasers from her eyeballs as she screams That she's mine, all mine And I will never grow to hate her Oh mine, all mine But if she starts playing up I'll send her back to her creator Or just recalibrate her Oh motorheart Love me like a human being Treat you like a queen Motorheart She is literally a love machine A little bit of heartache is impossible to avoid I never had much luck with women So I bought myself a droid She's always got a smile on Her metal chest is extra large When I've had enough of her I just put her on charge There was a spark between us, but I fear it may be lost I thought she would obey my every command Must have got our wires crossed I'm not an electrician And I don't know what makes her tick I'll read the manual later Maybe I can get her to make me a sandwich She is the sweetest design And I can't believe she's mine Motorheart Love me like a human being Treat you like a queen Motorheart She is literally a love machine