Witness (Can I Get A?)

I'm suing, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha I'm suing your god for the ice on my step Stepped outside, nearly broke my neck It's all connected in a certain respect My neck and the step, the compensation cheque Can I get a witness? Can I get a witness? Can I get a witness? Can I get a witness? Well, you fall on your sword and you swallow your pride I'm at war with the board, but the Lord is on my side Lord of the jungle and the Amazons' pride It's not technically a crime Can I get a witness? Can I get a witness? Can I get a witness? Can I get a witness? Hey, woo Can I get a witness? (Well, that depends) Can I get a witness? (Can you really trust your new friends?) Can I get a witness? (A means to an end) Can I get a witness? Can I get a witness? One, two, three, four, out