Stool Pigeon

There's a gentleman that's going round Turning the joint upside down Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha He's an old ex-con that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha If you wanna squeal, said the FBI We can make a deal, make it worth your while So he told it all and in return He got a credit card and a Thunderbird And the maximum security Even after plastic surgery So go on and squeal, said the FBI We can make a deal, make it worth your while There's a gentleman that's going round Turning the joint upside down Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha He's an old ex-con that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha After all the talk then they wired him And he took a walk with his crooked friends And they joked about the good old days And he recorded it on a reel of tape He caught the mug who did in the forgery And the babe in charge of larceny So the FBI they rewarded him Because they like a guy who will stab a friend There's a gentleman that's going round Turning the joint upside down Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha He's an old ex-con that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha There's a gentleman that's going round ... If you wanna squeal, said the FBI We can make a deal, make it worth your while So he told it all and in return He got a credit card and a Thunderbird He got a spanking new identity And a condo down in Miami He bought a plane, a boat and jewelry But he couldn't buy any company There's a gentleman that's going round ... There's a gentleman that's going round ...