Lazy Bones

Well its way too soon to have the seven year itch But he's getting cranky and I'm just a bit... unsure I'll tell you what I mean You see when we first met I thought well this is it But it turns out my head was just full of sh... ining stars Things just ain't what they seem CHORUS: Ooooh my cards are played, my cards are played Ooooh I wanna get lazy bones out my back door UUh Uhh Uuhhuh uuhhuh huh yeah Now I'm not the type to make the first pass But when he walked by and I saw his as... h coloured eyes Well it was like a dream... oh yes it was Now my dreams are lying in broken bits And I know he onl loved me for my big T... elevision I've got a wide screen! CH Well I love getting hugged and I love geting kissed And he loves beer and he loves getting p... retty drunk It goes straight to his head oh yes it does And I guess my mother warned me when I was 5 or 6 She said that men like him only think with their de... fective brains Least I think that's what she said CH Lazy bones, Lazy bones Boy you can kiss my...