Aussie Aussie Christmas

At an Aussie Aussie Christmas There's more prawns than potatoes More flies than mosquitoes Than presents under the tree At an Aussie Aussie Christmas There's more sunscreen than ice-cream Kangaroos and BBQ's The bush or by the beach Aussie Aussie Christmas Oi oi oi Aussie Aussie Christmas For every girl and boy Aussie Aussie Christmas Way too hot for snow Santa's got board shorts on, zinc on his nose And sand between his toes Board shorts on, zinc on his nose And sand between his toes At an Aussie Aussie Christmas There's Nona and there's Nanna There's Grandpa and there's Opa And everyone gets along At an Aussie Aussie Christmas There's water bombs and water fights Cicadas and a cricket match Under the big red gum Aussie Aussie Christmas Oi oi oi Aussie Aussie Christmas For every girl and boy Aussie Aussie Christmas Way too hot for snow Santa's got board shorts on, zinc on his nose And sand between his toes Board shorts on, zinc on his nose And sand between his toes Aussie Aussie Christmas Oi oi oi Aussie Aussie Christmas For every girl and boy Aussie Aussie Christmas Way too hot for snow Santa's got board shorts on, zinc on his nose And sand between his toes An Akubra on, zinc on his nose, red dirt between his toes