Parks and Recreation

Someone take the scruff of her neck Like a cat takes a kitten You're standing on my patch now Isn't it time she got bitten? I'll stare at my feet Till I make you trip me up And when I land on my back Then she'll be looking straight up For the first time in years I wish I knew the names of the trees It's not pointless at all She's gonna name all the leaves If one falls and hits me And I'm pronounced dead I'll know what did kill me They'll know what took off, what took off her head I came down for a game of basketball But you threw me a punch instead Where is her support tonight? Seems that they have taken flight I was hoping to welcome you aboard But the raft becomes lifeboat and I get ahead She gets ahead Screamed round the corner My wheels took the force Embarrassed at my lack of discourse She cannot hold conversation An influx of trespass As they pass through my green Intrude on my privacy Came here to rid her of shelter Can you see the tyre tracks? Of where I did fall? I didn't turn the thing too well She turned and she hit the wall The fight it went out me As I ground to a halt And now I'm surrounded Somehow she knows that it all was her fault I came down here for a rematch But my bloody nose it rained off play She's calling for the dogs to spring but they're just sleeping in I came down to feed the swans today But your constant squawking just scared them away Scared them away