Cookie Thumper!

There once was a little girl Who had a crush on a bad, bad boy But when that bad boy got out of prison That little girl's ass was in big, big trouble Daai bra Anies, hy's 'n fokken gam bra Haai! Daai Anies, hy lam innie mang, ja "Ken sy my nommer?" Xha! Boy, what's your number? Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy 'n ag bra? Throw them devilish gang signs in the air Start giving it up for little evil me My fingers are green 'cause I'm a mean dope fiend I'm wicked like a mad D.O.G. Fresh like a little dark G.O.D. Yo-Landi Vi$$er got the hypest flow Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned Motherfucking minds get blown Every time I rap into the microphone My zef accent is very foreign When I speak overseas they go "I beg your pardon?" You can't get me, like Eric Cartman Naughty little kitty go "meow" Yes daddy, I'm a big girl now Jas little devil make your dick go "wow!" Yeah, boy, Yo-Landi Vi$$er is hot stuff Daai bra Anies, hy's 'n fokken gangsta Haai, daai Anies, hy lam innie mang, ja "Ken sy my nommer?" Xha! Boy, what's your number? Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy 'n ag bra? Daai bra Anies, hy droom innie mang, ja Van my punani, ja, jys lekker jas, bra Vinger in jou hol in, nxa! Haal uit die ganja Ja pakkie zol in! Klap it soos 'n rasta I rhyme tight! Tight, tight, tight! Spark mosh-pit shit 'cause I rhyme so hype Put me in front of someone I don't like I go punch! Kick! Bite! Fight! I'm cray cray like O.D.B. Yo-Landi down with O.P.P. I smell lovely 'cause I don't eat meat Too much bubbly then I go pee-pee Look out here I come, little evil me I got a itchy little need for speed Rap on the beat like a high-speed chase on I gooi rooi! No motherfucking brakes on All these pop songs sound like the same song I burn them! Ja motherfucker, flame on! Bow down to her motherfucking majesty No rapper out there as bad as me Sny jou koekie! Sny-sny jou snoekie koekie! Cut it-cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty! Cut it-cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty! Sny jou koekie! Sny-sny jou snoekie koekie! Cut it-cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty! Cut it-cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty! Daai bra Anies hy's 'n fokken gangsta Haai, daai Anies hy lam innie mang, ja "Ken sy my nommer?" Xha! Boy what's your number? Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy 'n ag bra? Daai bra Anies hy's 'n fokken gam bra Daai bra Anies hy's vars uitie mang ja Wys hom punani, waars jou cookie thumper? Gee hom punani, maar hy soekie bum, bra! Daai bra Anies hy's 'n fokken rou bra Ek blom met Anies lekker oppie sofa He love Yo-Landi 'cause I'm blonde all over Maar yoh! Daai Anies hy hou van my boude!