Holey Moley

Modern-day Robin granting wishes online Gin on the rocks granting me a bad time Junipers jumping out my pituitary gland Off to Jupiter, the stupider spaceman Bracing for the fall Not knowing where I would land Praying for a parachute, a paranoid man Begging for compassion but not in this wasteland It is what it is, this is who I am I need a spaceship, a facelift Holey Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time Walk a mile in my shoes but I don't do shoeys I'm too fucking old to be ever called a newbie Been there, done that, slept in a bin Had a fight, got punch drunk Took it on the chin Pass me the empties and pour mе a pint My memories don't know last night Blackhole, wormholе, all of that shit You could come to Jupiter, my rocket is my dick Take the edge off Take a bit Take a little bit of it off Take the edge off Take the edge off Take a bit Take a little bit of it off Do it, do it, do it Take the edge off Excuse me, have you got any Cordi Elba? A pint of Cordi Elba? I need a spaceship, a facelift Holey Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time I need a spaceship, a facelift Holey Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time I don't give a fuck about my liver on a Monday I just need to walk it off like I was a runway , Give a toss, make mine a double Spaceship, spaceman, my head is in a bubble I don't recognize this place I woke up on a Tuesday Looking like a doomsday Give a fuck what you say Give a toss, make mine a triple Spaceship, spaceman, my head is on a swivel Lift off Lifting off Take off Taking off Take the edge of Take a bit Take a little bit of it off Take the edge off Take the edge off Take a bit Take a little bit of it off Do it, do it, do it Take the edge off I need a spaceship, a facelift Holey Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time I need a spaceship, a facelift Holey Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time