Don't Hang the Mistletoe

We've got the boxes from the attic Decorations on the floor Frank Sinatra singing classics Red and green everywhere, yeah it's Looking like a Home Goods store Lord have mercy, there it is You smile at me as you reach in Are you sure you wanna put it up? 'Cause that thing is holidangerous, so Don't hang the mistletoe If you wanna get anywhere on time You know how kissing goes We'll be under that doorway all night Every party we'll be tardy or we might not even go, so If you wanna leave the house this Christmas Don't hang the mistletoe Yeah, I still remember last year We were so damn close to leaving Yeah, everybody would have loved Those ugly sweaters we had on, uh But no one ever got to see 'em And you know the reason, so Don't hang the mistletoe If you wanna get anywhere on time You know how kissing goes We'll be under that doorway all night Every party we'll be tardy or we might not even go, so If you wanna leave the house this Christmas Don't hang the mistletoe I ain't saying I don't want to But I know what happens next We start making out and then somehow We end up tangled up in bed, mmm Don't hang the mistletoe If you wanna get anywhere on time You know how the kissing goes We'll be under that doorway all night Every party we'll be tardy or we might not even go, so If you wanna leave the house this Christmas Don't hang the mistletoe, oh No, no, no, don't hang that mistletoe Don't hang the mistletoe You know how kissing goes