Beat My Wife (feat. NR)

SKEEEEWWW If she don't do the laundry imma beat my wife If she don't buy me a pack a beer imma beat my wife If she don't cook no dinner imma beat my wife Girl get back in the kitchen I don't want your attention If you don't fix me no cornbread you're gonna end up dead My wife is my third cousin It don't really count Go to the chicken coup, got me a dozen I get mad in winter cause my crops get frozen Put on my boots, start the tractor Blasting shells out my 12 gauge while I'm blasting Splooge on my cousin's face She thought it was cocktail, nah, it was laced She was 16 now imma catch a case Don't touch my truck unless you're a cousin tryna suck (my dick) (skewwww)(yee yee) SKEWWWWW BROTHER By god SKEEEEWWWWW Beatin' my wife she looks like my cousin Drink a beer while my chickens hatch a dozen Slap my wife, 'cus she's not my cousin Smoke a cig, then I hit a lick Fuck my dog, it licks my dick I don't like my wife I like to beat her She talks back then I hit her with a heater My wife real skinny, I don't like to feed her She says "We need a new car" bitch take the beater I said four doors for more whores, this ain't no two-seater Bitch hit my balls so hard I thought she was Derek Jeter I only dip wintergreen, don't get me nothing else I like to beat my wife with my country boy belt